Put a ring on it: Tous ring.
Better than your phone in your back pocket: Che-nel (because it’s def not Chanel) boy bag phone case cover. You’ll have to hunt this down on Ebay and wait 16 years for it to arrive from China. And if Chanel actually made one, I’d be all over it. OMG has Chanel been one-upped by China? Blasphemy!
Pucker up: Tata Harper Be Adored. Lip-plumping powers from the mother of all beauty: nature.
The scents of time: Diptique Amber Hourglass Sablier Diffuser at Neiman Marcus. (Seriously, this is brilliant. It’s an hourglass of scent. Flip flop, flip flop.)
Home spa attempt to get my 21-year-old skin back: Glamglow Brightmud Eye Treatment and Thirstymud Hydrating Treatment at Neiman Marcus. Wear while you watch a House of Cards marathon.
Because my skin is 35: Scrub a dub with Bliss Pout-o-Matic and Micro Magic Spa-Powered Microdermabrasion Treatment at Neiman Marcus. Double threat: glowing skin and smooth lips.