Fifty Shades of Grey Author E L James is Coming to Miami

Lit porn.

You relished in the fact that you own an e-reader and no one could see you visually devouring the mommy porn that is Fifty Shades of Grey. But now you’re going to have to come out of hiding to show your love for E L James when her book tour takes her to our own backyard. On April 29 at 7 p.m. the vice-writing novelist stops in at the Biltmore Hotel in Coral Gables for Books & Books. What a desperate housewife fest this will be. Be sure to snatch up your $10 tix, as they are sure to go quickly starting tomorrow at 10 a.m. Tickets can be used as a credit toward your Fifty Shades of Grey purchase, at which now you have to buy because, let’s face it, she can’t sign your Kindle.

For more info, ring up 305-442-4408 or log on to booksandbooks.com.