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Trina Turk Spring Out Style Event

The deets: When: Thursday, March 10, 5 to 8 p.m. Where: Trina Turk Bal Harbour Shops, 9700 Collins Ave., Bal Harbour Why: Spring has officially sprung in Miami, which means it’s time for a new wardrobe. Join me as I offer styling tips at the Trina Turk Bal Harbour boutique. The best part, the new collection is 20 percent off this one night only. Sips bubbles and nosh on bites while we stock up on a designer who gets the Miami girl vibe. Be sure to RSVP to balharbour@trinaturk.com See you...

Meet Kiehl̵...

The deets: When: Thursday, February 18, 6 to 8 p.m. Where: Kiehl’s Since 1851, 540 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach Why: Want to get the lowdown on grooming for him? Stop by Kiehl’s Since 1851 on Lincoln Road and meet Chris Salgardo, president of Kiehl’s USA. Check out the...

The deets: When: December 15, 2015; 8:30, 9:30, 10:30, 11:30 a.m. Where: Flying Lizard, 14761 Biscayne Blvd., Miami Why: Get a workout in and then grab a juice and shop for new workout gear at Flying Lizard, a new athleisure boutique, on Tuesday morning. Classes, ranging from full-body...

  The deets:  When: Wednesday, November 18, 4 to 5 p.m. Where: Haulover Park in the Stella McCartney Forest Why: Let’s take a bunch of things I love: Stella McCartney, Adidas, yoga, Jennifer Pansa and put them all together in one spot. Come get your om on. Be sure to RSVP because...

RSVP Skinnies

The deets:  When: Thursday, September 24 from 7 to 9 p.m. Where: Haven Lounge, 1237 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach Why: Mom always said try new things, right? Here’s your chance. Thursday night, come toast the launch of a new drink with me. Here’s the best part, do it without any...

Camp Old Navy P...

The deets: When: September 19, 9 a.m. to 10 p.m. Where: Old Navy Aventura, 19225 Biscayne Blvd., Aventura, Fla. 33180 Why: This Saturday, I’m scooping up kid and heading over to Old Navy for Camp Old Navy’s Play it Safe event, where community heroes will share tips on how and why...

Ark of Taste

The deets: When: Tuesday, January 27, 6:30 p.m. Where: Paradiso Bay, 600 N.E. 31 St., Miami Why: Hungry? Into the farm-to-table movement? Hit the Sixth Annual Ark of Taste Benefit Dinner celebrating Local Legacy with Chef Michael Schwartz. At Paraiso Bay in Miami’s Edgewater...

The Little Ligh...

The deets: When: Friday, October 31, 8 p.m. to 1 a.m. Where: Lummus Park, Nineth Street and Ocean Drive Why: You’re too old to go trick or treating, but you love a costume. Spend the witching hour at not only a Halloween party, but one with a charitable aspect, as well. The Little...

Sassy City Chic...

The deets: When: Friday, October 17, 6 to 10 p.m. Where: Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach Why: Prepare to shop, as Sassy City Chicks is headed back to Miami on October 17. Expect sales on clothes, jewelry, handbags and more at anywhere from 20 to 50 percent off. As if it needs to be...

III Points

The deets: When: October 10 and go through the 12. Where: Soho Studios at 2136 N.W. First Ave., Miami. Why: Live music is taking over Miami and I couldn’t be happier. The latest: III Points Music, Art and Technology Festival: Think musicians and DJs like Flying Lotus, Lykke Li, Duke...

Blush Sip &...

The deets: When: Friday, September 12, 5-8 p.m. Where: Blush Miami Beach, 1935 West Ave. Why: It’s time to sip while you shop the new arrivals at Blush Miami Beach. Stop in and say hi, snag a few staples, get a Flash Tattoo and start off your Friday night right. See you...

Join The Gap an...

The deets: When: Wednesday, September 10, 2014, 6-8 p.m. Where: Gap Lincoln Road, 1001 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach Why: Midweek fashion-related hang? Yes, please. Wednesday night come spy the Gap and The Zoe Report’s special shopping event with a live set by DJ Pirate. You can also scoop up...

Free Yoga Class...

The deets: When: Saturday, June 21, 9 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. Where: Yoga at 1111 Lincoln Road, Afterparty at 1003 Lincoln Road Why: To celebrate the grand opening of Athleta on Lincoln Road in Miami Beach, the store will be offering a Meditation and Yoga Class from 9 to 10:30 a.m. at 1111...

H&M Opens ...

The deets:  When: Thursday, May 29, 2014 at noon. Where: Miami International Mall, 1455 N.W. 107th Ave., Doral Why: H&M is opening tomorrow at Miami International Mall. If you’ve never been to an H&M opening, check it out. The people-watching is incredible. The line is...

#CalypsoCares

The deets: When: Tuesday, May 27, noon to 2 p.m. Where: Calypso St. Barth at The Village of Merrick Park, 320 San Lorenzo Ave., #1220 Why: It’s time to stock up on summer staples. Get a great discount and help someone in need when you bring a gently used item. You’ll receive 20...

The deets: When: Saturday, May 3, 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Where: Legion Park, 6447 N.E. Seventh Ave., Miami, FL 33138 Why: It’s a Pilates Day celebration and you’re all invited. My super awesome Pilates studio, The Pilates Place, is hosting a celebration at Legion Park (soccer field...

Betsy Moss Trun...

The deets: When: Sunday, March 2, 2014, 4 p.m. Where: Betsy Hotel, 1440 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach Why: Check out the spring/summer collection from local designer Betsy Moss and start planning your wardrobe for the upcoming season. I’ll be hosting alongside my bestie Marcella...

Neiman Marcus B...

The deets: When: Saturday, February 22, 2014, 3:15 to 5:15 Where: Neiman Marcus Coral Gables,  390 San Lorenzo Ave., Coral Gables Why: Celebrate the Beauty Expo at Neiman Marcus Coral Gables with brand demos, The event runs from February 19 through March 2. Each brand participating in the...

Neiman Marcus B...

The deets: When: Friday, February 21 at 2 p.m. Where: Neiman Marcus Bal Harbour Shops, 9700 Collins Ave., Bal Harbour Why: Spring makeup is in the air. Join me as I host a beautiful event featuring new treatments, products, tools, tips and tricks. There will be sips, bites and more. See you...

Tous Loves Miam...

The deets: When: Thursday, January 30, noon to 2:30 p.m. Where: Tous Aventura Mall, 19575 Biscaybe Blvd., Ste. 1975, Aventura Why: Join me, Kelly Saks, Kristin Clark, Daniela Ramirez and Erika Thomas as we host a fun event with drinks, hors d’oeuvre and a special gift to celebrate the...